Ohhhh boyfriend, I am glad you took my previous advice and finally got off that country road. It has seemed to take you years to get from there to here, and at least get to a city with more than a thousand people. I am so glad that you went to a city, maybe grabbed a grande latte and got to have a shower or two. I'm at least glad that the ladies you pick seem to have brains and understand your sarcastic wisecracks even if they seem pretty quick at dropping their pants, we understand your irresistible charms and are picturing a more Channing Tatum physique, rather than little Mr Risky Business.
Alas, my attention wasn't really grabbed by this latest adventure - I didn't find the clever in it and was a little bored. There was a bit much driving around for me, even though I was glad you found a car or two it just seemed a little too convenient to find a hillbilly ATM burning at the time you needed cash.
So honey, take care, stay away from those country roads, quit the hitchiking, maybe use your pension money to buy a few more shirts, take a vacation, and head off somewhere new. 3/5